Parody of the 2018-19 Batman: Damned proving that even a low-budget publisher like Aardvark-Vanaheim can do a cheesy knock-off of Neil Gaiman's 1990 Books of Magic. All you need is a cast of mystery characters and a title character with "Bat" in his name! Batvark gets a new XXXXX - Michelangelo's David's XXXXX, in fact! - so he can "Go Commando" and have the "fine art defence" for legal cover. Note: This is a penis-less titled variant cover to Batvark Penis. The entire print runs will be numbered and randomly distributed throughout Diamond's distribution!